MY OUT-OF-OFFICE IS CURRENTLY ON HIGH ALERT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I need my daily dose of brew like a person requires oxygen. Seriously, the concept of starting my day without it makes me unease. Decaf doesn't concern much, as long as that bold flavor reaches my tongue. It's not click here just a drink, it's fuel for my being. I am a being of routine, and that habit is my coffee.